http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/5/
Aqui van algunos de los que mas me gustaron:
1)Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
2)He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
3)If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
4)If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
5)We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
6)If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
7)If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
